Embarrassing moment for the day...

Customer: *looks at Dick and Jane books* Are all these little books in this big book?
Me: *flips through big book* I'm not sure. *gets lost in nostalgia*
Customer: Cause I really don't want to buy all the same thing.
Me: *oblivious* Oh look Greg goes down!
Customer: *laughs*
Me: *blushes* I mean Greg bear falls down...

*sigh* ;)