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And the fucking asshats have invaded the store!
Dear little Twenty Something Female,
The store closed 10 minutes ago, stop reading the Kama Sutra out loud and get the frak out. Seriously, even your friends are embarrassed.
Dear Twenty Something 1st year Law Students,
I don't care about your attempts to talk semantics. You cannot eat a Planet Sub sandwch in my store. You didn't buy it here! So no, buying a beverage will not create a "eat sandwich free" permission. Won't listen to me? OK, fine, have Kelly. He can be a bigger bitch than me on any given day. Enjoy!
*narrows eyes at the teen crowd*
That goes for you as well!
Dear little Twenty Something Female,
The store closed 10 minutes ago, stop reading the Kama Sutra out loud and get the frak out. Seriously, even your friends are embarrassed.
Dear Twenty Something 1st year Law Students,
I don't care about your attempts to talk semantics. You cannot eat a Planet Sub sandwch in my store. You didn't buy it here! So no, buying a beverage will not create a "eat sandwich free" permission. Won't listen to me? OK, fine, have Kelly. He can be a bigger bitch than me on any given day. Enjoy!
*narrows eyes at the teen crowd*
That goes for you as well!
