Note to self

[blucola]

Buy a can opener. That corkscrew, knife, bottle opener thingie is SO not a can opener. Even if you did manage to pry the lid back a mere inch on a can of tuna like the demented starved beast you were at lunch today. And this in front of co-workers. *facepalm*

Note 2: Tousand island dressing is a good seasoning for tuna salad. Bagels are boring without something naughty to put on them and I'm already getting sick of apples. And skim milk sure never be confused with creamer.

Changing my diet is fun! :P