I have commited drabble *facepalm*

"Ouch!"

"Padawan..."

"I can't help it, hurts!"

"It hurt a second."

"Says you!" Sulky.

Pat on foot. "There, finished, you will live?"

Toe wiggles. "Maybe." Wiggled again. "Hey, that's good. Again?"

"Moments ago you were certain I was killing you."

"Was not!"

"You said-"

"I said it hurt, my toe was out of place, now it's not." Weedles. "C'mon, please?"

Indulgent. "Fine, turn over."

"That's not-"

"Padawan."

"Yes sir." Careful shuffling.

"One potato, two potato..."

"Ouch! That was your hand!"

"That was my hand before."

"What happened to the little piggies?"

Hand moves again. "They went all the way home."

Cross posted to tpm100