Things that occur to only me

When I see a story category with the heading: SV, I think; Sweet Valley and not Smallville.

It's not at all weird to follow up candy with a kosher dill pickle.

I actively like it when people refer to me as a nerd.

Dust makes me sneeze, so I avoid dusting, therefore I live in a dusty place that makes me sneeze.

I always want to giggle when I have to ask people if they will be using their Member Card.

Um, that's it for now.