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Don't look for PT 1. I'm being sarcastic. Me-ouch!
Anyway, today I was all sinusey, nothing new there, didn't eat much before work, so before catching the next bus I went into Burger King and got a cheeseburger. I'm walking along, munching away, crossing the street, get to the other side, go to look at the posted schedule and bam! A car barrels through a huge puddle and drenches me from head to toe in dirty ditch water.
I'm standing there, half-eaten cheeseburger in hand, completely soaked (boiled wool coat, nice for the water.) My hair is dripping, my eyeglasses are all spotty with water and I'm freezing. The cherry on top is the bum hanging out nearby. "Aw, that was not necessary!" Natter natter... "you got 50 cents, I need to get home." More commiseration over my sorry soaked state, another plea for money. Disgusted and wanting him to shut up, I dig into my pocket and dig out the coin change from the cheeseburger and put it in his hand. Anything for peace! The burger went into the trash and I huddled, soaked and having attempted to dry myself with my scarf, waiting for the next bus, far away from the monster puddle.
Anyway, today I was all sinusey, nothing new there, didn't eat much before work, so before catching the next bus I went into Burger King and got a cheeseburger. I'm walking along, munching away, crossing the street, get to the other side, go to look at the posted schedule and bam! A car barrels through a huge puddle and drenches me from head to toe in dirty ditch water.
I'm standing there, half-eaten cheeseburger in hand, completely soaked (boiled wool coat, nice for the water.) My hair is dripping, my eyeglasses are all spotty with water and I'm freezing. The cherry on top is the bum hanging out nearby. "Aw, that was not necessary!" Natter natter... "you got 50 cents, I need to get home." More commiseration over my sorry soaked state, another plea for money. Disgusted and wanting him to shut up, I dig into my pocket and dig out the coin change from the cheeseburger and put it in his hand. Anything for peace! The burger went into the trash and I huddled, soaked and having attempted to dry myself with my scarf, waiting for the next bus, far away from the monster puddle.
