What a day

First the thing with Dad, then later on some guy was caughting wanking off in the teen fiction section. Some poor girl from Oklahoma City had come to town for a dance competition and was sitting on a stool reading a book. This bastard circles around for awhile and then stands next to her, rattling his book, legs shaking. She's thinking, what the hell, then realizes it and screams at him.

He stuffs himself back into his pants, apologises and takes off. Poor girl was really distraught, she ran screaming through the store, calling for her Dad and chasing after this guy. I went after him, once I realised what was happening and took off down the escalator, but there were people in front of me, couldn't move fast or anything.

So he gets away and turns out he didn't even commit a crime if she didn't see his penis. What kind of stupid law is that? You can masturbate in public, just as long as no one sees your genitals? Something for my fellow Kansas Citians to remember when thy're feeling naughty.

Speaking of naughty...


You're a vinyl/fetish corset. Grrrrowl.


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