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I'm on what I think is the third cold this season. Cold number three flowed directly from cold number two, but with stronger, eviller, phlegmier symptoms. I'm skipping quite unhappily through my newly acquired sick time. This must stop! Having a cold is no longer fun (oh wait, it never was!) And going through 4 boxes of Kleenix in the space of a week is gah!
Today I ate an entire jar of green olives because my body told me to! Seriously, I was in grocery store, saw the olives were on sale and my craving beast within demanded Olives! Now! This third cold is the sickness of salt demands. Lays potato chips taste bland, kosher dills taste like canned cucumbers And cashews taste like absolutely nothing at all. The best experience I had all day was the "sandwich" made of turkey, cheese and salad dressing mayo wrapped in an iceburg lettuce leaf. It flet wonderful on my throat. I highly recommend this to cold sufferers out there. Especially if you've reached the stage where the slightest hint of a bread crumb causes an uncontrollable coughing fit.
But yeah, I'm so over sneezing constantly, blowing my nose so much I have to put Eucerin on it, sleeping while sitting up and just feeling generally numb (but strangely crankly, like the cranky is something occuring outside of my, separate from my brain, but connected to my tongue.) I'm ready to be well, go back to normal bitching about how much my knees and feet hurt from walking at work. And most importantly enjoying what I can of this holiday since I don't have any damn money!
Is that so much?
Today I ate an entire jar of green olives because my body told me to! Seriously, I was in grocery store, saw the olives were on sale and my craving beast within demanded Olives! Now! This third cold is the sickness of salt demands. Lays potato chips taste bland, kosher dills taste like canned cucumbers And cashews taste like absolutely nothing at all. The best experience I had all day was the "sandwich" made of turkey, cheese and salad dressing mayo wrapped in an iceburg lettuce leaf. It flet wonderful on my throat. I highly recommend this to cold sufferers out there. Especially if you've reached the stage where the slightest hint of a bread crumb causes an uncontrollable coughing fit.
But yeah, I'm so over sneezing constantly, blowing my nose so much I have to put Eucerin on it, sleeping while sitting up and just feeling generally numb (but strangely crankly, like the cranky is something occuring outside of my, separate from my brain, but connected to my tongue.) I'm ready to be well, go back to normal bitching about how much my knees and feet hurt from walking at work. And most importantly enjoying what I can of this holiday since I don't have any damn money!
Is that so much?
